Earlier this week, as the mercury stalled around 15 degrees, I participated in my very first food crawl. We had shumai. A food crawl is similar to a pub crawl, except with, well…food. Remember back in college, when you and your friends would occasionally don homemade shirts and make an oath to drink at every [...]

Four Accordions and a Frog. Honestly?  It was just another of your garden variety, all-female accordion benefit concert for the preservation of wild amphibians.   Ho-hum. Sure, there was the Movementpants Dance Theatre and an eccentric German musician who worked for the Italian Mafioso, but please.  Any decent accordion/frog tribute show has those. But I [...]

I’m happy to say that we are 12% funded! Thank you so much to everyone that has contributed so far. To all the folks that have not yet contributed, you don’t know what your missing! You obviously don’t realize that these aren’t just donations, this is a two way street. What am I talking about? [...]

There’s a lot of ways to waste time. Google searching is boring as hell but sometimes, if you combine the right search terms, it can be hilarious. Louis C.K. -if you’re reading this and I know that you aren’t, I am using hilarious properly. Here are my top 5 image search results in Google. I dare not rank [...]

The man just didn’t get it. It takes way more than fifty dollars to fist Miss Desiree. Fifty thousand probably wasn’t getting him in either; Miss Desiree had clearly established boundaries: no direct sexual contact.  But protocol didn’t derail her dogged client. He reiterated that he wasn’t looking for sexual contact, just a little fisting. [...]

If you were one of the seven people who listened to the Dr. Bacon’s Expressway audio podcast, I’m sorry to say that it is no more. Dr. Bacon has been promoted to the combination of phonic fun and moving images. We call it video! Yes, Dr. Bacon’s Expressway has been upgraded to the status of [...]

In light of the recent events in Arizona, this issue of New World Order must take a decidedly more somber tone than usual. Firstly, I would like to express my condolences to the victims of the attack as well as their friends and their families. I pray for those who have been lost and wish [...]

Hello everyone. It’s been quite a while to prepare but better late than never! Especially true for us because never is impossible! I would just like everyone to know that Charlie Christ is now on Kickstarter! For those of you who don’t know what Kickstarter is: It’s essentially a chance for anyone with an entrepreneurial drive to share [...]

Don’t Mind the Maggots. There was an article in the Daily News a couple days ago. It was about New Yorkers - real New Yorkers, they made sure to stress. Apparently it is not uncommon for New Yorkers to go their whole lives without ever visiting any of the abundant New York City landmarks. Times Square, [...]

I’m not messing with you. The New York Times recently covered a story in which exiting New Mexican governor, Bill Richardson has decided to deny a pardon for Billy the Kidd. Come on, America, really? It’s damn easy to make a comedy blog, all we have to do is point out these things. The sad [...]