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April 4th, 2010Featured StoriesHarry 5 Comments

Hello boys, girls, and peaches!  I have a great big juicy surprise of a peach for you today.  But before I can show it off I’m going to take a minute to introduce myself.

My name is Harry and although this is the first time I’ve published an article here I have been lurking in the peachy shadows for quite some time.  I began helping last year with some work on this website.  A little after that I began helping with film shoots.  Since then I have been slowly sinking my teeth into this Peach that is Niente one bite at a time.

I have recently joined the Niente Peaches team in a full-time position as Director of Marketing.  This means I do the same things I did before except now I have a title.  And as the old saying goes, a title a day keeps the chapter’s neatly organized.  (I made that up.  No old saying says that.)

So I’m not sure if you’re aware but Apple released their Earth-changing iPad on Saturday.  I’d be surprised if you had – they kept their announcements pretty low-key and mellow.

However, fear not!  Myself and the Niente-Crew were there to cover this story!  We owe it to you! our faithful readers!

So take five minutes out of your day and get to know why the iPad makes Robert Pattinson more sexy than he already is.


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  • http://www.engadget.com/ Paul M

    Yeah! Let's get an app to Fuck Tom Stroll!

  • Susan

    I'm surprised Tom Stroll was allowed in the Apple store.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/hswolff Harry

      You speak for all of Susan. All of us.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/zahne zahne

        Herehere!

  • Olivia E

    Oh Tom Stroll, fuck that asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!