You may remember learning some life lessons when growing up–things like not sticking your finger in an electrical socket, or touching a hot stove, or throwing your sister’s hamster in the washing machine (while running). Then of course there were those practical skill-sets, like learning how to maintain the family peace by not pointing out [...]

Jimi Buphet Takes One For the Team

Since the first crank by the first camera those many years ago; film has stood as a means to make story consuming easy for the tremendously lazy. The sort of audience that says they will read that novel once they have some free time. Thanks to Edison our needs to read anything longer than an [...]

I don’t know of two things that are more amazing than the song “Amazing Grace” and Apple’s iPad.  Seriously, I don’t. (I’m not being serious at all.)  So how is it humanly possible to improve upon perfection?  Putting them together. We fine folks at Niente have taken it upon ourselves to bring into reality the [...]

Starting off on a very serious note, I would like to offer my condolences to the people of Poland. I wish strength for all of you in the coming months and hope that this unfortunately tragedy will bring your nation together. That said, the President of Kyrgyzstan, Kurmanbek Bakiyev, was recently ousted from office. And [...]

Hey everybody.  Do you know what a green screen is?  I’m not talking about those things in front of windows that keep bugs out.  I’m talking about those things that movies use for special effects.  Weird thing is that you don’t usually see them. Why’s that?  Due to the awesome color of a green screen [...]

He’s slimy, he’s loaded with cholesterol and he probably needs to stay refrigerated. Now that I have your attention let me intro me to you. My name is Qua Qua Parfait. You should know me already since I’m fuckin’ everywhere. Ever see movies? Well, I probably filmed ‘em. What the fuck is Samsung’s deal? “Pregnant [...]

Hello boys, girls, and peaches!  I have a great big juicy surprise of a peach for you today.  But before I can show it off I’m going to take a minute to introduce myself. My name is Harry and although this is the first time I’ve published an article here I have been lurking in [...]