September, 2009

September 26th, 2009YouTube of the WeekSir Rutherford Welch 0 Comments

So this is the beginning of a weekly blog column called YouTube of the week. Our crack addicted team of researchers scour YouTube for unseen video that you will love! So here’s this week’s: You usually find the best chuckle of the week in the form of a drunk cat or a guy falling off [...]

September 16th, 2009The New World OrderDaniel Younessi 0 Comments

History takes a lot of shit these days from deranged, capitalistic lunatics (like business majors) who think that the only point to society is to press blindingly through into society without taking a single second to look into our past, thus dooming history to a series of repeated failures until Jesus and the 12th Imam [...]

September 9th, 2009The New World OrderErnie Zahn 1 Comments

Hello all! Ernie here, filling in for Dan. I’m not really big on important news like politics and such but I’ll give it a whack. The Japanese Superfriends! “Japan’s newly-elected Democratic Party (DPJ) has agreed to form a coalition with two smaller parties.” According to our Niente Peaches analysts, this party crossing co-operation will go [...]

September 2nd, 2009The New World OrderDaniel Younessi 0 Comments

More News, More Brief Turkey and Armenia set for ties In a move that baffles anyone who knows history, Turkey and Armenia has decided to set aside their differences to some extent and prepare for trade. I’m sure both parties are pleased, as the sale of Turkish yogurt and berries to Armenia will sufficiently gloss [...]