Many of you have sent fan mail, namely our parents, asking “what’s this movie about?” Others have asked, “you’re working on a movie?” Even more have asked, “who the hell are you and how did I find this blog post?”
Well, all of your questions will be answered here and now. The speed at which you learn the information really relies on how fast you read. If you’re a slow reader and you don’t like being kept in suspense then maybe you should just get someone else to read this for you. Otherwise read on…
Who the Hell Are We?
Put simply we are a comedy group. We make blog posts like this one and we tell jokes. We do other things too, like make comic strips and videos. We have a few nice ones that are fermenting as we speak. They should be uncorked by the Fall.
How Did I Find This Blog Post?
I’m not really sure. Do you remember where you last clicked?
You’re Working on a Movie?
Yes.
What is This Movie About?
Veratech President, James William Ryan III
Claudio Chiuso Meets God
A multinational conglomerate called Veratech funds a project headed up by one of their top scientists, Claudio Chiuso. The project seeks to prove that God exists on Earth with us but on a different frequency of light. As fortune would have it, he was right and Dr. Chiuso does in fact meet God! And God has chosen the form of a twenty something white guy. Well, God decides that the “cat’s out of the bag now!” So he goes down to
Claudio Chuiso Enters God's Realm
Earth and performs a few miracles then heads back home. This freaks everyone out, so all the nations of the world decide that they’re gonna kidnap Claudio Chiuso so he can take them to meet and appease God. The rationale here is that, whichever nations appeases God is truly God’s country. That way the favored nation can do whatever the hell they want. As it would happen a few nations decide to kidnap Chiuso on the exact same day. Well, needless to say there was some arguing and shoving. It got so out of hand, however, that Chiuso was killed in the process! The secret to finding God died with Chiuso as he never recorded his findings! What are we gonna do now? I know! Let’s blame each other. Well that’s exactly what happened but in the biggest way possible, you guessed it…World War III! Well God didn’t like this too much so Judgement Day was declared! “Happy Judgement Day everyone” God said, as all the major cities were set a blaze! The four horsemen came down, waves of destruction, the usual.
Chiuso is Literally Pulled Apart
Of course humanity just doesn’t take this kind of antagonizing lying down. So all the nations of the world launched their own campaigns against the Apocalypse. All failed miserably. After the fall, Earth gets blown back to the dark ages. God now decides that it is time for humanity to be completely extinct.
Charlie Kemp
Just when the light of humanity is put out forever; a lone hero emerges. This hero’s name is Charlie Kemp and he has the knowledge & ability to pull humanity from the darkness. He has traveled through forests and traversed desserts to learn the secrets of the universe. He knows humanity can survive and he knows that humanity can rebuild for a better future.
Charlie Kemp Traversing the Desert
He’s got the guts but will he sell them on the black market to raise money for the glory? Find out in Charlie Christ: The Gospel According to Fools!
Well, if you’ve read this far then that means that you’re at least faintly interested! Congratulations! Interested in learning more? Well, we’re in our last shooting season for the movie and as you can guess, this a full length film (not a short). You can help us and yourself by following us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/NientePeaches or becoming a fan on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/tom.stroll?ref=ts#/pages/Niente-Peaches/56954216316?ref=ts. If you’re in the tri-state (New York, Connecicut, New Jersey) area we always welcome new cast/crew. We can’t pay you but we’re sure that we can make you laugh and you might even get a meal out of it! Waay cool right? But more than your interest, we want your money! That’s only half of a joke, we really need help with our budget! Interested in investing? Interested in donating? Donations rock by the way. Just send us an email or give us a call, we’ll give you more details about the project. If you want to give $2 we’ll be very appreciative. If you want to give us $10,000 then we’ll start a religion for you! But seriously, if you have any interest please don’t hesitate to contact us:
Phone#: (203) 273-8970
Email: ernie.zahn@divine-comedies.com
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